The following site contains graphic amounts of randomness, ducks and intense awesome. If you have weak constitutions or are just too sissy to bask in the greatness that is THE SHPITZ! click here.

Are they gone? Ok, good. WELCOME! This is a collaborative blog between three very intelligent, very sexy individuals. We’ll be posting everything from angry rants and random musings to photos of ducks and videos of kids being chased by chickens.

Take some time and waste it by stoppin by here regularly and checking out what we’ve got to say. Go on. Do it. You know you want to…